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24th Aug 2026 — £13.12
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About The Game
>"You look like a million bucks in a ten-ounce swear jar."
A girl detective faces her greatest mystery yet: saving her mom from crippling debt. But beware: the gorgeous tropical landscape conceals a world of sin. The popular girl at school has shown a disturbing interest in you, and your mother's predatory loan is dressed to kill. Can your sugary heart survive, or will the ants feast?
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horror/romance | "slice of life" π‘οΈvisual novel | bad ends | outfits | stickers β¨
β¦ Customize your girl with 16 stickers. OCD, Horse Girl, Endometriosis, and even the mysterious Boyborn are just some of the sticky friends or marks of shame you will acquire along the way...
β¦ Discover 7 spellbinding outfits! Your fashion, your rules!
β¦ Unleash your financial prowess by humiliating yourself for petty cash! Kaching!
β¦ Maintain mood and hygiene or face drastic consequences.
β¦ Many scenes are optional or nonlinear. How will you spend your summer?
β¦ LOTS of choices! Will you pursue cold avarice, or the warmth of love? Or something really stupid
β¦ MANY horrible endings may befall the girl who snoops, sticking her nose where it doesn't belong. Collect them in your gallery and stare upon them to internalize the moral lesson!
β¦ Absolutely NO monster girls. NONE. DON'T LOOK FOR EM
β¦ Take photos of stylish babes for CLUE REASONS.
β¦ Buy secret art at the Pink Market, featuring some of the greatest guest artists ever locked in a basement.
β¦ Explore the peninsular beauty of Sororal Quasisland, with breathtaking locations that will leap off your screen!
β¦ Experience wakeboarding, skydiving, and hot air ballooning! But not in this game.
β¦ Adventure, malice, and even romance...
DAMES
πΈ Cancer πΈ
YOU, dummy!! The plucky 20-something girl detective! Forensic photographer? Attending school with real humans for the first time.
β Agnel β
Your bully classmate. Extremely normal. No secrets.
π Sugar Mommy π
What if a predatory loan was a woman?
π§ͺ Your Mom π§΅
Brilliant ex-fashion scientist. Severely in debt.
π― Sugar Puppet π―
Employee of the year century forever. One of those side characters who doesn't appear much...but she tries her best!
Less than five hundred thousand words.
Fewer than 8,000 unique routes.
Over less than two trillion art. Length A few hours of fun, or more if you're a freak. It's full of pictures and creepy stories and cute girls. Whaddya want from me
CREDIT CARD
ποΈ Writing/code/directing/additional audio by Xrafstar π¦ποΈ Art by Vich π πΆ Soundtrack by Lauren Bousfield, featuring songs by Ada Rook, ESPer99, and Ash Nerve πΌοΈ Guest art by Chey, Dash, and Demi
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I have included some wretched choices in the game. I am trusting the player to pick none of them.


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